Chapter 1: The final fronteir

Reading /var/log/biosync/main.log...

----BEGIN LOG----
BioSync(TM) MK8:

Testing connection to BioSync servers...
  Success.

Connected to biosync.com (2001:db8:0:1:::2 server in Lexington, KY, USA).
Mounting /mnt/nfs-archive/

Welcome to the BioSync health monitoring device!

Setting time using Network Time Protocol (NTP)...
NTP sync successful

Gathering GPS location data...
  OK.

Log Info:
  Time: 05:09 AM (EDT)
  Date (yyyy-mm-dd): 3378-08-07
  Location: Nexus City

Network Info:
Cellular providor: AlphaCell communications
Cellular strength: medium
Wi-Fi adapter: Omniplex Corp kj8912
Wi-Fi network SSID: thewifirouter
Wi-Fi signal: strong
Current network WAN speed: 6 gbps download / 1 gbps upload
Current netwoek LAN speed: 500 gbps download / 500 gbps upload
Ethernat adapter: Omniplex Corp rj512xe
Ethernet adapter type: Universal Serial Bus type-nano 8.0

Checking for driver updates...
  Found updates
  Cloning latest network drivers to /etc/git/updates/network                
  Compiling using gcc...
  Done.
  Installing latest update from compiled drivers...
  Done.

User Info:

  Name: Xeon Echo
  DOB (yyyy-mm-dd): 3356-04-14
  Assigned Gender at Birth: Male
  Gender: Female
  BMI: 26
  Height: 167 cm (5 feet 6 inches)
  Weight: 74 kg (163 lbs)
  Status: non-rem sleep

Vitals:
  Age: 22 years
  SpO2: 95%
  Heart rate: 50 bpm
  Blood pressure: 114/84
  Temperature: 37°C (98.6°F)

Known medical conditions:
  Nephrotic syndrome (Status: remission)

Medication list:
  clonidine: 0.2 MG/24HR
  cyclosporine: 150 MG/12HR
  prednisone: 5 MG/24HR

Overall Status:
  Healthy (Code 200).

Reminder(s):
  No reminders.

5:10 AM (EDT) vibration alarm set by user will soon activate.
----END LOG----

Beginning archival of /var/log/biosync/main.log
Running tar -cavf /tmp/3356-04-14.tar.gz /var/log/biosync/main.log
Done
Copying /tmp/3356-04-14.tar.gz to /mnt/nfs-archive/
Done
Unmounting /mnt/nfs-archive/
Removing /var/log/biosync/main.log to save storage space.
Log file will be recreated and archived on next log event.

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